Jennifer O'Mahony

Salinger

January 28, 2010 · 1 Comment

JD Salinger died, as I’m sure you all know now, yesterday. For me, and I know it’s clichéd, Salinger means ‘Catcher in the Rye’. What was it that made, and still makes, ‘Catcher in the Rye’ such a formative influence for so many teenagers, and one of those books that people say “I hate reading, but I loved that”, about?

At an age when you don’t feel close to anybody for very long, and when it feels like the whole world really doesn’t get you, and this makes you very frustrated, up pops ‘Catcher in the Rye’. Classic, people say. Great, you think, it’ll be patronising, like other books for teenagers, or boring, like classics always are. Then someone says to you, directly from the page,

“If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me”.

“What just happened?” you think. Well, someone is just writing with honesty and directness, and entirely without artifice, and it’s the first time that’s happened to you. The sentiment of “For God’s sake, please stop speaking to me” is an experience that occurs almost daily in adolescence, when your own head is full enough without people stopping to enquire about the state of it. Having realised that someone else, well, the person in this book, appreciates this, you decide you’ll give this guy a few more pages. Two hours later, you’re done.

Holden is just the right balance of tragic, charming, naive, and generous. For example, his behaviour towards his sister, Phoebe, is spot on. A sibling is someone you love, obviously, but with whom you can’t be too open about it. That would be weird. So we get “She put her arms around my neck and all. She’s very affectionate. I sort of gave her a kiss, and she said, “Whenja get home?” This short piece of dialogue immediately sentence communicates a sibling bond that is incredibly strong, but absolutely refuses to fall into sentimental clichés. It’s what (this kind) of writing should be about. Authentic to experience, no bullshitting, and no emotional Nutella spread on top to sweeten things.

Then there’s Holden and school. Hell may be other people, as Sartre said, but surely other teenagers in close proximity are the ninth circle. At school, Salinger offers us a range of experiences, from utter banality (Stradsler’s toenails) to the comic (Holden’s obsession with his hat) to the horrific (when his classmate is killed falling out of a window). The people and times in your life who become like furniture, almost parodying themselves, like the disgusting roommate, the school bully, and the those awful moments when teachers pity you rather than shout. This balance is so crucial in the novel because being a teenager is the first time you become responsible for your own actions, and Holden’s inability to get it right makes you feel like at last you’re not the only one who has no idea what is going on.

From my own experiences of private education, I can also say that one line in particular rings so true: “The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has – I’m not kidding.” Holden is right. How else do the parents get the money for the fees?

All the embarrassment and the thrill of potential sexual experiences are also so well played by Salinger. The conversation with the prostitute in place of intercourse is so comic because it is so plausible. Holden doesn’t know how to talk to girls, let alone have sex with them. Plus ça change…

When I was in sixth form and feeling down, I’d pick this book up for the thousandth time and seclude myself with the only one who seemed to understand: Holden. So even though Salinger’s gone, his most important creation remains as vibrant, and as alive in my head, as ever.

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Gallettes

January 20, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Since returning from the Christmas holidays, I have felt ever more settled into the French way of life. I refuse to become angry when shops don’t open, when people shout at me in the street, and when people sneer at my accent. I feel that passive-aggressive politeness will win them over eventually.

Of course not all French people are like this. As soon as you manage to break through the tough Gallic exterior and befriend a French person, the best will be funny, loyal, and interesting people who make great conversation. Take my colleagues for example. Given the size of my lycée (around 1200 pupils), there are close on 100 teachers, though many of them are never seen or heard of in the salle des profs (staff room). On Monday we all shared a very French tradition together, the gallette des rois. Originally intended to mark Epiphany, it has now become a social occasion to see in the new year with family, friends, and colleagues. The week around the 6th of January becomes 7 days of traipsing between gallette parties, each more deliciously pastry based than the next. Keep reading →

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How bad can it get?

January 5, 2010 · 2 Comments

Generally, I have been quite lucky thus far in my teaching experiences. My kids don’t hit me, scream at me, and often even say hello and goodbye as they enter and leave the classroom. My peers doing Teach First tell me that the former are daily occurrences, and more than one has felt it necessary to call the police to break up fights when the violence appeared to warrant police charges.

Back in France, things can get just as difficult, especially for those out in the wilds of the campagne. This is story I heard just today. The friend in question (working in an undisclosed location) was playing Consequences, an old game where you write on a piece of paper and pass it along, building up a story. Keep reading →

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Il était une fois en 2010…

January 2, 2010 · Leave a Comment

That means once upon a time in 2010 for all you non French speaking readers (All 3 of you).

I’m back in Orléans and it’s really cold, maybe around -100 celsius at a conservative estimate. And that’s indoors. Who knows what tomfoolery the New Year will bring, but be sure I’ll keep you haphazardly posted.

2009 was like Eric Hobsbawm’s book about the 20th century. That’s right, extreme. That isn’t a plug, Eric is a good friend and he doesn’t need any help from my vast readership. People can’t get enough of history from a supposedly-Marxist-but-actually-pretty-centrist perspective.

Maybe as a New Year’s resolution you could write a state-of-the-world book like ol’ Eric or that crazy chick Naomi Klein. I know I will.

Happy New Year

Jenny.

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Small quirks of the French language #1

December 4, 2009 · 1 Comment

Je suis lunatique.

Not “I am a lunatic”, but “I am temperamental”

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Never mind the Turnip Taleban, Jan Moir is perfectly suited to the real thing

November 6, 2009 · Leave a Comment

In her most recent ejection of poison, Jan Moir claims to support a political group whom she terms the ‘Turnip Taleban’. Just who are these fundamentalist vegetables? The Turnip Taleban turn out to be a few disgruntled old Tories in Norfolk who wanted to be able to salivate over an attractive PPC’s private life before the rest of the nation had a chance. They were denied that satisfaction by their lack of basic background checking, and when I say basic I mean toddler basic. The local constituency party didn’t even google Elizabeth Truss before voting for her, but as the point in question was brought to light in 2006, the Norfolk old boys have little real cause for complaint. Logic is, however, the preserve of the rational, and so Moir, inevitably, sympathises with their mistreatment, and is predictably outraged.

Personally, I think she’s just being coy with the ‘Turnip’ qualifier. Jan Moir would be more suited, given her political and moral views, to the Taleban proper. Keep reading →

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My Fast Stream confession

November 2, 2009 · 1 Comment

I applied yesterday and am awaiting my results. They get back to you in 24 hours apparently. The maths questions are bloody hard. Had a quick glance over the old CGP Maths GCSE textbook (very helpful actually) but only answered 12 out of the 20 questions. Felt I had got them right, however, when I did answer them, so slow but made progress.

Why did I apply? Well, in the vain hope that I might get into the Diplomatic Service. Very, very unlikely since 70% of all applicants opt for that track. God the lifestyle would be good. You would have to work hard, I’m sure, but free one-on-one language training, your own bodyguards, and the chance to see the world as your job? Hard to say no.
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Sundays in France: Remember Britain circa 1950? No? Good for you.

November 1, 2009 · Leave a Comment

France is a first world country. The French have a stable economy, a great transport system, a rich political and cultural history, and a great range of landscapes and climates. In essence, they’re doing well for themselves. I am clearly not going to confuse my adopted country with, say, Sudan.

And yet, out here in the provinces, come Sunday, you might think you were living in a much earlier era, when people ate at home and prayed at church, and that was the sum activity of the final day of their weekend. It’s still not Sudan, granted, but here in Orléans the streets are completely deserted. A mournful wind blows rubbish round the statue of Joan of Arc in the main square. The supermarkets, shops, and market stalls are all shut, as well as the majority of bars, cafés and restaurants. My corner shop claims to be open between 9h30 and 12h30 on a Sunday, but as I attempted to forage for food this morning it was ostentatiously closed. Maybe the pretence of the horaires was enough for them, but frankly my stomach disagreed.

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Peep Show

October 21, 2009 · 3 Comments

As a pseudo-language teacher in France (No PGCE/experience required), one of the games we always play with the kids is ‘If an alien came and knocked on your door, and asked what breakfast was, or your parents, or how to play basketball, what would you say?’ Then they try to come up with the English for it.

So an alien knocks on my door. I open it, and at first I can’t see anything at all. He’s very small. Maybe 3 feet tall. Grey, a little foetus like. A shrunken, grey William Hague. If he said to me “Tell me what England is like”, I would sit him down, and put on Peep Show. It quite simply has everything. The class system (Jeremy and Big Suze), the obsession with youth violence (see the fantastic ending of series 1), the office politics, the booze-centric lifestyle, the dark underbelly (Super-Hans), and, most of all, the humdrum, supermarket existence that makes up 80% of the life of the average Briton.

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New semi-Shakespeare play discovered

October 20, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Using anti-plagiarism software, Sir Brian Vickers has been able to assert the probable existence (note my caution) of a Shakespeare/Thomas Kyd collaboration, Edward III. The possible implications are: It might actually get put onstage. Whether it’s any good will determine its future after that. See Hamlet, King Lear, Midsummer Night’s Dream on the one hand, and King John on the other to understand me fully.

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